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- You are no longer content with merely photocopying your butt, you now scan and enhance it with Photoshop.
- You have figured out a way to get Gilligan off the island.
- People come into your office only to borrow pencils from your ceiling.
- You now require only a single can of cola to belch the names of all seven Dwarfs.
- The 4th Division of Paper Clips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry and General White-Out has called for reinforcements.
- You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough produces images of Elvis.
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