Monday, March 16, 2009

Signs That You Are Board At Work

North view of cubicleImage via Wikipedia
  1. You are no longer content with merely photocopying your butt, you now scan and enhance it with Photoshop.
  2. You have figured out a way to get Gilligan off the island.
  3. People come into your office only to borrow pencils from your ceiling.
  4. You now require only a single can of cola to belch the names of all seven Dwarfs.
  5. The 4th Division of Paper Clips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry and General White-Out has called for reinforcements.
  6. You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough produces images of Elvis.
  7. You can think of more things to add to this list.  If you do, please leave them in comments.  Thank you.

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